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riser:

I know someone who is extremely Liberal. He of course complains about Glenn Beck and the “brainwashed conservatives” while quoting Keith Olbermann and reciting the Obama administration’s talking points like they are gospel. I deal with this person by agreeing with him about how CNN is terrible and The Colbert Report is awesome.

I know someone who is extremely “anti-corporation.” She of course contacts me through her Apple cell phone and COX Cable Internet connection to let me know she’s driving her Chevy Malibu powered by BP gasoline to the mall to buy her Al Gore books from Borders and get her clothes from the Gap. I deal with this person agreeing with her that George Orwell was a fantastic writer.

I am a fiscally conservative, socially liberal, skeptical agnostic who hates labels. I deal with myself by pretending that labeling myself a fiscally conservative, socially liberal, skeptical agnostic who hates labels is so paradoxical that it removes myself and the labels from existence.

I guess it’s all about what ever makes you feel good about yourself, I guess…