RIP - RiserGlen

The one where we discuss the future (and past) life of the planet.

1. itemforty: WiiSucks told me he touched a friend inappropriately
2. and that his friend has a boyfriend who is an olympic swimmer
3. and that swimmer was going to kick his ass.
4. WiiSucks then told me that he sent that swimmer the following email=
5. "Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I did the mash, I did the monster mash. I did the mash, it was a graveyard smash. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening."
6. Josh: WiiSucks' fantasy world is so much more grounded in reality that a kid's fantasy world should be.
7. itemforty: I think it's called "syphilitic dementia."
8. But what do I know, I'm just a doctor.
9. Josh: hahaha
10. If WiiSucks has syphilis, than maybe this fantasy world is our real world
11. And we are just living in his dreams
12. itemforty: Stranger things have happened.
13. I mean, look at Chicago. That has to be the result of a twisted mind.
14. Josh: Yeah. Ebert has to be the product of WiiSucks
15. itemforty: No doubt (dawg). That guy is literally resting on the edge of absurdity.
16. Dippin' Dots. shudder
17. Josh: lol